Buck Strickland
I'm not one to give credit where credit is due, but doggone it, this time I just can't help myself. Hank Hill has been my assistant manager for twenty years. In all that time I've had two wives, dozens of mistresses, five heart valves -- three plastic, two pig -- but I've only needed one Hank. I'm not one to give credit where credit is due, but doggone it, this time I just can't help myself. Hank Hill has been my assistant manager for twenty years. In all that time I've had two wives, dozens of mistresses, five heart valves -- three plastic, two pig -- but I've only needed one Hank.

Hank Hill

I sell propane and propane accesories. My boy ain't right but he's my boy. My wife Peggy has given me many years of excellent service and my boss, Mr. Strickland, will someday promote me to "manager." I like to hang out in the alley after a hard days work and drink Alamo beer with my friends. I love the Dallas Cowboys!